Today I visited The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store in Park Slope for the first time. Is this not every kids dream to be a superhero? They have secret identity masks, red capes, escape ropes and bottles of truth serum to make evil do'ers talk! Why wasn't this around when I was growing up? Of course I picked up two superhero masks (red and black) but before they would let me buy them, I had to swear an oath to only "do good" while wearing them. Well, Duh!